==結婚会社鼎坐控股==
==KEKKON KAISHA TEIZA KOUKO==
（共同妻の金淵氏族の美優貴、銀城氏族の悠里亜、宝狸氏族の好実の間でを夫と一緒に永遠に固められて居る組織結婚）
(An Incorporated Marriage comprising Co-Wives Miyuki of the Golden Abyss Clan, Yuria of the Silver Castle Clan, and Minori of the Jewelled Tanuki Clan in eternal vow together with their Husband)

==仕訳帳 / GENERAL JOURNAL==
令愛二十三年五月一日 / of the First Day, Fifth Month, Twenty Third Year of the Reiai Era

<Physical Affection (Miyuki)  DR  20 cuddle-minutes
<Physical Affection (Yuria)  DR  20 cuddle-minutes
<Physical Affection (Minori)  DR  20 cuddle-minutes
>Physical Affection Receivable (Husband)  CR  60 cuddle-minutes
[I report our morning embrace. Our hard-working husband's new cuddle pile technique is proving very efficient; sixty minutes yield from a mere twenty minutes of clock time. ~Miyuki]

<Physical Affection Receivable (Husband)  DR  32,850 cuddle-minutes
>Physical Affection Revenue (Miyuki)  CR  10,950 cuddle-minutes
>Physical Affection Revenue (Yuria)  CR  10,950 cuddle-minutes
>Physical Affection Revenue (Minori)  CR  10,950 cuddle-minutes
[It's time for the quarterly interest on Husband's cuddle note! There'll be no escape in bankruptcy, darling, so keep working hard to pay off your debt. We'll cheer you on for the rest of your life! ~Yuria]

<Spirit Energy (Minori)  DR  114 hedons
>Spirit Energy Capital Contributions (Husband)  CR  114 hedons
[I report that the cuddle pile led to other things. I witnessed the whole transaction from under Minori and can report that the latest spice mix I've been slipping into Husband's meals seems to suit him well. ~Miyuki]

<Spirit Energy (Miyuki)  DR  38 hedons
<Spirit Energy (Yuria)  DR  38 hedons
>Spirit Energy (Minori)  CR 76 hedons
[Did you think I'd not check the journal to make sure you thieving brush-tailed bitches accounted for your larceny? You might at least have given me a moment to bask before you low beasts went for your shares. (xoxo) ~Minori]

<Interest Receivable  DR  93,532g
<Cash  DR  67,800g
>Interest Revenue  CR  161,332g
[Posted from morning processing of Notes Journal! Much-appreciated liquidity (not as good as Husband's, hurrhurr) from the Eastern Forest Cooperative paying bang on time, as usual. Some receivables on the ledger are ageing; nothing out of the ordinary yet. ~Yuria]

<Notes Receivable  DR  400,000g
<Losses on Option Trades  DR 150,000g 
>Cash  CR  100,000g
>Mineral Options  CR  450,000g
[I report that I have executed the agreed-upon transfer of thaumic mineral options to Her Grace's War Cabinet. The Chancellor agreed to a sweeter-than-usual interest rate in return for our giving up that creamy delta. (Also, in consideration for our not releasing word of his... what was it? I have quite forgotten.) I shall head out now to see what mean comforts we, Her Grace's ever-faithful subjects, might be able to scrape together from her second-hand favour. ~Miyuki]

<Salary Expense  DR  3,000g
<Bonus Expense  DR 5,000g
<Transport Expense  DR  50g
>Cash  CR  8,050g
[Sieger's condition has worsened, so his wife dropped by to pick up his back pay; poor thing was in enough of a rush that she couldn't wait until evening--you both know how she hates the sun. I padded the packet with an early bonus and sent her back in a covered carriage, regarding this as a small investment in kindness that will pay dividends in time, and neither of you lowly curs shall question my doing so, understood? ~Minori]

<Spirit Energy (Yuria)  DR  61 hedons
<Spirit Energy (Minori)  DR  43 hedons
>Spirit Energy Capital Contributions (Husband)  CR  104 hedons
<Physical Affection (Yuria)  DR  5 cuddle-minutes
<Physical Affection (Minori)  DR  5 cuddle-minutes
>Physical Affection Receivable (Husband)  CR  10 cuddle-minutes
[Minori was looking more upset than usual, so I took her to raise a little capital! Intense negotiations culminated in our accepting Husband's contribution of three squirts into my mouth and two into hers. ~Yuria]

<War Prizes Receivable  DR  1,654,433g
>Notes Receivable  CR  1,654,433g
<Uncollectible Debt Expense  DR  104,229g
>Interest Receivable  CR  104,229g
[I report that Her Grace's Exchequer has seen fit, for reasons that quite outclass this lowborn merchant, to allow our little concern to recover its stolen principal, without interest, from Cascadia's treasury "once their sudden, perfidious belligerence has been expunged from this mortal coil" (my words, not theirs, but don't let Her Grace know that). ~Miyuki]

<Precious Metals  DR  65,411g
>Promissory Currency  CR  20,748g
>Gains on Exchange  CR  44,663g
[My illustrious cousins in Ciahnai send tidings to the effect that their city-state has, as we expected, proclaimed a metal swap to shore up confidence after their attempt at a fractional promissory currency ran mysteriously yet irretrievably aground. Since we contributed capital to the campaign to assist (former) oligarchs in dumping their promissory paper onto we poor half-witted merchants at an outrageous discount, our share of the precious metals soon to line my cousins' vaults may be collected as and when we see fit. I shall accept congratulations at supper this evening. ~Minori]

<Spirit Energy (Miyuki)  DR  109 hedons
>Spirit Energy Capital Contributions (Husband)  CR  109 hedons
[I report that Husband leapt from the shadows and pushed me down atop my scrivening desk. If either of you want to know why today's entries in the subsidiary ledgers are smudged, understand that a press of their near-dried ink now decorates my breasts. ~Miyuki]

<Physical Affection (Yuria)  DR  180 cuddle-minutes
>Physical Affection (Miyuki)  CR  180 cuddle-minutes
[Found Miyuki draped half-sensate over her desk, helpless against the predatory pricing of my unparalleled tail brushing skills! An 1,800% markup was fair compensation for letting her keep all that delicious thick spirit energy to herself, and no assembly in the land would convict me! ~Yuria]

<Bonds Payable  DR  29,500g
<Interest Expense  DR  800g
>Cash  CR  31,300
[The illustrious Minori of the Jewelled Tanuki Clan has decided that - miraculously - you two are correct regarding the Red Field Clan. While I don't think they'd be foolish enough to move openly against us yet, I concur that their quietly buying up our bonds at a premium on the aftermarket is suspicious, and that getting out of their books is wise. (Husband's suggestion to keep that girl at the Exchange on retainer just keeps on paying for itself, doesn't it?) Invoked the call we built into the original indentures and sent a transfer order to have the balance moved directly to their vault as hard coin, so even those lowlifes can have no objections. ~Minori]

<Cash  DR  5,119g
>Transfer Notes Payable  CR  4,940g
>Transfer Notes Commission Revenue  CR  179g
[Posted from Transfer Notes journal up to the usual heart mark! Only one inter-province deposit today from a single(?!) merchant looking to lighten his purse for safety before a trip along the northern cliff highway. I must be showing, for he congratulated me and wished me a healthy delivery! Perhaps the black harpies of the Inkwing flock might consider taking information on a strapping, clever young man's planned route through their territory in lieu of cash for their trade intelligence services this month? ~Yuria]

<Jewellery and Accessories  DR  3,600g
>Accounts Payable  CR 1,800g
>Cash  CR  1,800g
[I report that Minori's bespoke order from Brant & Schmitt arrived as I was preparing to leave. I inspected the matched set before I confirmed payment and will now take back my previous criticism of Minori's judgement. Though I was tempted to tarry so I could try mine out right then, I will be strong and wait for Husband's birthday, just as we swore to each other. I further report that imagining the three of us wearing such beautiful things means I shall now have to endure Older Sister's whispered jibes about my scent all through the clan meeting. Minori is a pervert, but she's a pervert with excellent taste. ~Miyuki]

<Transport Expense  DR  45g
>Cash  CR  45g
[I report that I have departed in a carriage to my clan's meeting and hope to return by supper. ~Miyuki]

<Food Expense  DR  15g
<Delivery Expense  DR  3g
>Cash 18g
[Dispatched a runner to fetch red-lipped mussels cooked in butter. My appetites are not only my own! ~Yuria]

<Clothing  DR  800g
>Accounts Payable  CR  400g
>Prepaid Clothing  CR  400g
[Husband's new suit arrived. Thanks to my impeccable eye, he's going to look even more dashing for his birthday party. ~Minori]

<Food Expense  DR  2g
<Physical Affection Receivable (Husband)  DR  360 cuddle-minutes
>Food  CR  2g
>Physical Affection Revenue (Yuria)  CR  360 cuddle-minutes
[Husband thought he was being clever by joking that he'd cuddle and brush my tail for a whole afternoon if I managed to bake a single loaf correctly! He laughed, but that was a contract, and so who will be laughing when he comes back from his errands this afternoon to the smell of fresh not-at-all-incinerated bread? Myself and my tail, that is who!!! ~Yuria]

<Agricultural Futures  DR  26,233g
<Brokerage Expense  DR  866g
>Exchange Settlements Payable  CR  13,679g
>Brokerage Payable  CR  866g
>Agricultural Futures Revenue  CR  12,554g
[Posted from weekly futures journal sent up from our woman at the White River Junction Exchange, since Miyuki's stuck in her clan house this afternoon. Prisoner Fruit contracts rocked back and forth among the exchange rabble, which has been wonderful for our role as minor market makers. We're not carrying more than I'm comfortable with, but I've updated our representative's instructions just in case things take a sudden turn. Miyuki, please feel free to overrule; I trust your judgement on this - and ONLY THIS, mind - more than mine, but you must never let our mothers hear that. ~Minori]

<Physical Affection (Yuria)  DR  20 cuddle-minutes
>Physical Affection Receivable (Husband)  DR  20 cuddle-minutes
[After eating three slices of bread upon his return, Husband insisted on paying off some of his afternoon of cuddling and tail brushing right away, despite my objections that there was yet work to be done! Naughty naughty! ~Yuria]

<Furniture  DR  1,000g
>Gifts Received  CR  1,000g
[I report that Grandmother has finally badgered me into accepting the heirloom cradle my mother and I both suckled in. I asked her afterward if she didn't mind it holding a Silver Castle baby, and she glared at me, said I needed to respect my elders. I think she might be finally warming up to you, Yuria. ~Miyuki]

<Stock  DR  250,000g
>Cash  CR  250,000g
[Posted from Stock journal. I report that at the clan meeting, I finalised our investment into Little Sister's very first venture in return for 250,000 shares of common stock. This is more than enough to put one or two of us on her Board (such as it is) and keep her from lopping off her own toes. She seems delighted to have her doting older sister on her side, which only indicates that she doesn't yet know her newest Directors will be my merciless co-wives rather than I. ~Miyuki]

<Transport Expenses  DR  2,000g
>Transport Payable  CR  2,000g
<Insurance Expenses  DR  200g
>Insurance Payable  CR  200g
<Intelligence Expenses  DR  200g
>Cash  CR  200g
[The upcoming liquidity delivery to my cousins in Ciahnai has been finalised for three days hence. It'll be berthed in an unobtrusive spot on one of the Molten Claws' convoys, Silver Castle's main concern insuring against the usuals, and our own open ear planted among their protective detail just in case. Contracts were extended to include return delivery of a third of our metals sitting in Ciahnai; we'll arrange to get the rest over here in due course. I'm surprised anything happens in this house without me, honestly. ~Minori]

<Food Expense  DR  30g
>Food  CR  30g
[Gods above, but that man can cook! ~Yuria]

<Physical Affection (Miyuki)  DR  90 cuddle-minutes
<Physical Affection (Yuria)  DR  90 cuddle-minutes
<Physical Affection (Minori)  DR  90 cuddle-minutes
>Physical Affection Receivable (Husband)  CR  270 cuddle-minutes
<Spirit Energy (Miyuki)  DR  167 hedons
<Spirit Energy (Yuria)  DR  169 hedons
<Spirit Energy (Minori)  DR  165 hedons
>Spirit Energy Capital Contributions (Husband)  CR  501 hedons
[I report that I have never felt so full or content as I do now. ~Miyuki]

<Spirit Energy Consumed (Miyuki)  DR  314 hedons
<Spirit Energy Consumed (Yuria)  DR  268 hedons
<Spirit Energy Consumed (Minori)  DR  246 hedons
>Spirit Energy (Miyuki)  CR  314 hedons
>Spirit Energy (Yuria)  CR  268 hedons
>Spirit Energy (Minori)  CR  246 hedons
[I report the final adjusting entry before bed. Please look after us tomorrow as well, Husband! We love you more than anything. ~MYM]



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